Boys Can't Marry Boys
My son is starting to ask why boys can't marry boys. What should I tell him? He's not old enough for the birds and the bees yet...Remember when the principal came into your room and told you that he's your princiPAL? The same thing applies for homosexuality: Boys can't marry boys because in order to "mother" a child, one of them has to be a HER (motHER). Now, if he starts asking about girls marrying girls, you'll want to change the subject -- the fact that both father & mother contain the pronoun "Her" presents a monumental problem... especially if one of them is FAT.
posted by Lawrence A. Fing @ 12:00 PM
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Not to mention that it's illegal for children to marry at all.
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