Busted!
My wife and I are looking at houses. So she calls me while I'm at work and asks if I can check on this house that's Sale Pending. Instead of arguing with her about what a waste of time that would be, I say "sure". So she reads me the phone number and I pretend to take it down and I think I'm in the clear. Well, wouldn't you know she follows up with a "Now read the number back to me." Busted! What do I do?Sadly, I fear that it's much too late to implement any of these, but here are my
Top 5 Responses (in no particular order):
1. "You don't remember it? You just read it to me!"
2. "Which number? The 3? The 8? Which one?"
3. "Joe's hair just caught on fire! I have to go!"
4. "Great idea, but you did an excellent job reading it to me. You were so very articulate. I'm confident they match."
5. "This is a profound moment in our relationship where you need to decide whether you trust me or whether you don't trust me. If you don't trust me, then we have nothing to talk about; We have nothing to pursue; We have nothing to live for. So do you trust me or is this goodbye forever?"
posted by Lawrence A. Fing @ 12:00 PM
1 Comments:
I love that honesty is not an option
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