Monday, March 06, 2006

Not Talking

My wife's not talking to me.

You sound like a great guy, but based on the limited amount of information I have to deal with, I have to surmise that one of the following is true:

  • Your wife is a mute.

  • You did something stupid.

  • You said something stupid.

  • You are perpetually stupid.

  • Your wife is actually a mannequin that you stole from JCPenney's.


    • All of these scenarios can be handled the same way: Buy a recording device and, using a falsetto, record some common phrases. The next time you want to have a discussion with your wife and/or mannequin, use the recorder to play her part. Easy stuff...

    posted by Lawrence A. Fing @ 12:00 PM

    1 Comments:

    At March 27, 2006 10:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

    The only option in that circumstance is to do something even bolder and stupider than before, forcing her to yell at you and renewing the lines of communication.
    For instance;
    You didn't wash some dishes.
    Start breaking some dishes
    You came home late
    Get drunk, too!
    She doesn't like the gift you got her
    Start ripping up photographs of the two of you

    Good luck!

     

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