The Janitor

I was at school today and mentioned it to some adults that Miss Stephens was picking on me. So I gave it right back to her, cause that ain't right. Well, then the janitor says not to be insulting his wife. I'm like "Your wife?" Well she was picking on me in class and what am I supposed to do, sit there and take it? No way, I stood up and told her how ugly she was. Then she said to sit my ass down and quit causing trouble for the 800th time. 800? I said. Isn't that how much you weigh? "You better not talk about my wife" says the janitor. "I'm gonna beat up your husband." I told him I'm in 8th grade! I don't have no husband. He says "Well, when you get a husband, I'm gonna beat him up." Whatever.

That's messed up.

posted by Lawrence A. Fing @ 12:00 PM