Now Hiring
I was passing by our local Taco Bell and noticed that their sign had been defaced. Instead of saying NOW HIRING CLOSERS, it now says NOW HIRING LOSERS. In spite of myself, I had to laugh. Now I feel guilty for laughing, but everytime I think about the impetus for my guilt, I start laughing again. What's my problem??Your problem is that you have a guilt-complex. Probably, you had a very strict upbringing reinforced by constant punishment. It's okay to laugh at funny vandalism which seeks to convert phrases such as PLEASE WASH HANDS AFTER USING TOILET to PLEASE WASH HANDS IN TOILET. It's not okay to laugh at stupid conversions like PLEASE STAY OFF MEDIAN 4 PLEASE STAY MEAN or NO SOLICITATION 4 SOLICITATION. The real criminals are people who don't take the time to execute meaningful or humorous phrase alterations. Everyone else is just bringing joy to the world through a little harmless fun.
posted by Lawrence A. Fing @ 12:00 PM
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