Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Otitis Media

My 6-year-old daughter is sick -- she's feverish and is complaining of ear pain. I don't know what to do. To make matters worse, she's becoming very distant and whiny. I tell her to talk coherently, but she just buries her head under her pillow. Finally, I decided to try and make peace by making her favorite cake ... which she didn't hardly eat!! I can't stand this teenage-like behavior! How do I get my little girl back?

Been a mom much? First, I would slam my head into a wall a few times until everything goes black. After regaining consciousness, I would apologize to my daughter and promptly take her to the family physician. He/she will be able to tell you if she has Otitis Media or Ostupidis Momia or whatever and write her a prescription. I'm hoping you can take it from there. If not, someone else will.

3 Comments:

At April 09, 2006 9:15 AM, Blogger tripmom827 said...

Interesting that you assumed this was a mom asking the question, Dr. Fing...it could just as easily have been a dad!

 
At April 10, 2006 3:10 AM, Blogger Lawrence A. Fing said...

I can't reveal the name for confidentiality reasons, but this is from a well-known actress.

 
At April 13, 2006 5:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not a Doctor.
It's Angelina Jolie

 

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