Simonizing
I just realized that Simon Cowell from American Idol owns the mall up the street. And a bunch of other malls too! You know, Simon Properties? That's crazy!Crazy, indeed. Don't forget that he also invented the Simonizing process. Whenever I drive my shiny car to the mall, then insult a few shoppers, I can't help but think how empty my life would be without Mr. Cowell.
posted by Lawrence A. Fing @ 12:00 PM
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