Big Words
My husband is driving me crazy. He just got back from a conference for pseudo-intellectuals and now he's acting like an idiot, using all this touchy-feely language with all these big words that don't mean what he thinks they mean. I also suspect he's making up words. How do I get him to stop?Well, Jules, here's what you can do: Maybe try honoring your husband instead of denigrating him. Try being a little more circumspect instead of circumscript. The fact that you're so recalcitrant makes me wonder if you've ever really appreciated my obfuscation. It seems to me that you've become quite ubiquitous, and not a little bit didactic. I'll accept some of the blame, but at the risk of sounding like a sycophant, I'm not sure I can fully subscribe to your circuitous iconoclysm. Moreover, the fact that you attack my heteroingenuity in such an idiomatic and sacrosanct fashion tells me that you're calling your own heteroingenuity into question, and as anyone can tell you, that's just plain unkempt. Try looking at the logistics of your own eye before pointing out the spectacle of your partner.
posted by Lawrence A. Fing @ 12:00 PM
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