Back From The Dead
Sorry for the famine of blogging. I've been in the hospital with Diverticulitis -- near death once or twice, then "taking one for the team" in the form of a colonoscopy. For those of you who've never experienced this procedure, let me just say, um, neither have I. I don't remember the drug they gave me (Versed, probably), but it basically erases your memory for the next 20-30 minutes (depending on dosage, I assume). I have since solicited our vast drug underground to obtain several instances of Versed, and will be publishing several future articles documenting its use, and imploring the medical community to refer to it by its original and intended name, the "We Need To Talk" Wonderdrug. Now, whenever Julia gets that look in her eye (not that look), I inject myself with 10 cc of WNTT and my future self becomes ignorant of the laborious conversation that has just ensued.Incidentally, now that I'm out of the hospital, you'll surely notice several used medical supplies and various bodily fluids of mine for auction on ebay. You're welcome to bid, but due to contractual obligations, I'm only able to sign that which is from the everythingfing.com storefront.
Thanks for your prayers and concerns.
posted by Lawrence A. Fing @ 12:00 PM
1 Comments:
Versed, you say?
For those 'we need to talk' times, I usually just pour myself a triple dose of the Nikka Black.
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