Roll Over
Nurse: Okay, Mr. Fing, let's have you roll over onto your left side -- we're going to give you a rectal exam.Me: Who's "we"?
Nurse: Well, just me.
Me: Uhhh, I just had one at Med Express. Do I need another one?
Nurse: Oh, I'm sorry -- I didn't know that. Is that in your paperwork?
Me: Let's hope so. And by "us", I mean "me".
Julia: You're such a wimp.
Me: It's not that I'm a wimp; it's just that I have a strict one-rectal-per-day policy. You can look it up if you want -- it's in my manifesto. Page 6.
posted by Lawrence A. Fing @ 12:00 PM
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