Biggest Loser

I don't know why I'm writing -- I guess I just need some motivation. I finally got up the nerve to sign up with Weight Watchers (because of my weight), but then I saw a commercial for Wheel Watchers (you know, Wheel Of Fortune with that hunk, Pat Sajak). Anyway, I came to the realization that I'm not so much disgusted with my weight as I am yearning for something to keep track of. And given the choice between my weight and Pat Sajak's hair, the decision was easy. So now I'm a member of the Wheel Watchers Club and loving every minute of it. That's where you come in -- I still need motivation to lose weight.

That's easy. I assume you have your own personal SPIN I.D. by now, and you'll notice in your Wheel Watchers Club Newsletter (back page, usually) that you can parlay that into an online application to be on the show. But, of course, to be on the show you have to not be hideously huge, so there's your motivation. When you do make it on, tell Vanna it's been too long since her last visit to my couch.

posted by Lawrence A. Fing @ 12:00 PM