Just Cliché
What do you get for the nephew who has everything? Or, more precisely, for the nephew who spends most of his waking hours riding his motorcycle in the nude? His birthday is next month.
Do we have the same nephew? Seriously. Here's what I gave my nephew last year, since a sweater wouldn't do him any good, and a gas card is just cliché: Dog tags. The great thing about dog tags is that they're cool for any age, and they'll help the police identify his body when he collides with a clothes-wearing truck driver. The perfect gift!
posted by Lawrence A. Fing @ 12:00 PM
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